Yeager Shot!!
Say the point of sex isn’t recreation or procreation or any of that stuff.
Say it’s concentration.
Say it’s supposed to focus your attention on the person you’re sleeping with…
Like biological highlighter…
…Look for me first in any crowded room.
And I’ll do likewise.
Quote
I was looking for a quote about fun but I really just couldn’t pass this up.
“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”
-p.j. O’rourke
Apology
I feel I should take a moment to apologize for a comment I made a little while ago.
In trying to convey the depths of Chelsea Handler’s unfunniness, I said that she was as funny as a fire in a pediatric oncology ward.
That comment was insensitive, most of all to the families of children stricken with cancer. They know, certainly better than anyone, that seeing their sick children burn to death would be funnier than watching Ms. Handler’s non-performance.
Again, my apologies.
“Be real, because a mask only fools people on the outside. Pretending to be someone you’re not takes a toll on the real you, and the real you is more important than anyone else” - Alex Gaskarth
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” -Oprah Winfrey
one forty plus: Simple.
I wish that when I was younger I could have met my current self. We would have sat down at a coffee shop so that I could explain life to young me in terms that only we would understand. It would have saved me a lot of hardship.
You can listen to all the sage wisdom you want, but things only make…
The best advice comes from my iPhone when I accidentally shake it: “there is nothing to undo.
—More one forty plus
We don’t want to be in a relationship to hear the words “I love you,” we want to be in a relationship to say the words “I love you.
—A deep cut from one forty plus
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
White sheets w/ green polka dots in my crib.
